this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
cas getting the hiccups for the first time
I feel like he’d be really scared.
“Dean! Dean what’s happe- *hic!* I don’t understand why this -“
“Cas it’s just the hiccups, chill,”
“Dean I’m dying here what do I *hic!* DO?!”